Zero to 200 A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck.She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range."Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up. so surprise me!"He did just that, so for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
Daily Joke for Sep 08, 2010
My Summer Vacation Summer was over and the teacher was asking the class about their vacations.She turned to little Johnny and asked what he did over the summer. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota," he said."That sounds like an excellent vocabulary word," the teacher said, "Can you tell the class how you spell that?"Little Johnny thought about it and said, "Come to think of it, she lives in Ohio."
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